2019
"If You Can't Train It, Eat It"
Adelaide Fringe
Tuesday 26th Feb - Saturday 2nd March
Walking tigers and trying to prevent a dwarf horse from having an erection is the norm for British animal trainer and comedian Emma Malik. Emma and animal friends sold out 2017 & 2018 festival seasons - don't miss their Fringe debut!
"If You Can't Train It, Eat It"
Sit Down Comedy Fringe, Brisbane
Saturday 16th March
Walking tigers and trying to prevent a dwarf horse from having an erection is the norm for Emma Malik, a British born animal trainer turned comedian. Emma, some of her animal friends and a champagne flute full of unbelievable stories sold out her 2017/18 Sydney & Melbourne Comedy Festival season and an encore show that was added to meet demand - don’t miss her Brisbane debut!
"If You Can't Train It, Eat It"
Newcastle Fringe
Thursday 21st March
'English rose' Emma will open her charming, yet oh so dirty mouth and tell you things that David Attenborough never would. No animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious show.
"Fee-Fi-Fo-Fun"
Canberra Comedy Festival
Saturday 23rd - Sunday 24th March
Many years ago an evil giant named Susan stole the last golden egg and hid it in a land that can only be reached by a magical beanstalk. Join British animal training comedian Emma Malik and her Thai rescue dog Dukdik on an adventure of a life time to find the missing golden egg. Don’t miss the Australian debut of Fee-Fi-Fo-Fun and all its animal cast!
"Sticking With It"
Melbourne International Comedy Festival
Thursday 28th March - Saturday 13th April
Armed with British wit and a bottle of wine full of hilarious stories, UK animal trainer turned comedian Emma Malik and some of her closest animal pals are back with another hilarious, fun-filled show!
"If You Can't Train It, Eat It"
Sydney Comedy Festival
Thursday 16th - Sunday 19th May
'English rose' Emma will open her charming, yet oh so dirty mouth and tell you things that David Attenborough never would. No animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious show.
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