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Tour Manager
Justine Ruta
Words cannot describe how much I love this fellow unicorn lover. Justine started out by helping me at a local gig. She quickly got promoted to tour manager when I realised she didn't drink, as the one thing my team was lacking was a sober person.
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Director Of Photograpy / Head Woo-Girl
Kelsey Rubia
This once stalker turned head woo-girl, travels around the country with me recording shows (if she can stay sober enough to capture the footage). Most importantly she is there to keep me company whilst Dukdik is hanging with his groupies.
Website Creator
Rik Lewis
Rik and I went to school together and my love for him has only grown deeper. If you need a website creating, this is your man, look at the beauty he created! He's also ginger, so you know he'll be grateful for the positive attention.
...oh yeah, and me!
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World Renowned Comedian & Animal Expert
Emma Malik
I love animals so much that I worked with them professionally for over a decade. That is until a drunken dare lead me to try stand-up comedy, a "one off" gig which turned into a career. Since then I've travelled the world delivering my unique stand-up. Originally a British-born unicorn lover, I now call Australia home and have the passport to prove it.

I deliver my stand-up with a unique perspective on life and can often be found sharing the stage with my animal friends, including my Thai rescue dog Dukdik, who regularly upstages me. As a result of my animal background I often get asked to appear on various media as their animal expert which I am able to deliver with a twist due to being a comedian too.

My solo show "If You Can't Train It, Eat It" sold out, and is now touring the country. Some folks have described me as "dirty, yet oh so charming" and apart from my ability to train chickens to successfully cross roads, I'm also known for my quick wit, audience interactions and high energy. I'm also the only animal expert comedian in Australia.